one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
Mumford & Sons: “Hopeless Wanderer” Official Music Video
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN
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BUZZFEED I FUCKING LOVE U
Make fun of Kim kardashian’s name choice for North West if you want, but that baby is going straight to the top.
And slightly to the left.
Dean: What broke the connection?
[soulja boy starts playing] YOOOOUUUUUUUU