rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

firelorcl:

the-doctors-rose:

getoffmybloghoe:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??

*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?

*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”

*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started

mumfordandsonsblog:

Mumford & Sons: “Hopeless Wanderer” Official Music Video

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

tacoposey:

15 Terribly Difficult Rounds Of Celebrity “Would You Rather”

BUZZFEED I FUCKING LOVE U

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

fuKIGN

(Source: awesomephilia.com)

westoftheglass:

nelkhael:

Throne of Games.

ITS BACK

strikinglyhandsome:

Make fun of Kim kardashian’s name choice for North West if you want, but that baby is going straight to the top.
And slightly to the left.




48,647 plays

thecamilads:

Dean: What broke the connection?

[soulja boy starts playing] YOOOOUUUUUUUU

dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~